After listening to a little Biggie today I did get inspired. The Ten Crack Commandments were so terrific I thought this could work for almost anything. Here is my ode to Biggie and clothes at the same time.
It’s the ten clothes commandments
I’ve been in this store for days/It made me an animal/ There are sales in this place/I wrote me a manual/A step by step booklet for you to get your clothes game on track and maybe some dope type hats/
Rule nombre uno never let no one know where your Manolos came from cause you know that shoe envy breeds jealousy especially if their shoe closet is wack you need to watch your back
Number two never let them know your next move don’t you know a good price comes and goes in silence take it from your clothing highness I dun squeezed money clips with a purse by my hip
Number three never trust nobody your moms will set you on up properly gassed up purchase the last skirt that matched the gray top she will be drivin in her ride and pass you right up
Number four I know you heard this before never ever buy a size that is not right
Number five never buy an outfit you can’t pay cash for I don’t care if it has an 85% off sign you should still bounce
Number six that doggone credit debt it when you spend like a crack head you paying it off forget it
Number seven this rule is so underrated keep your significant other and your shopping separated them and the sprees don’t mix like a black card and two hood chicks find yourself in seriousness
Number eight never buy for the weight you used to be the weight you are now is great beautifully
Number nine could have been number one for me if you don’t have any money stay your butt shopping streets If salespeople think you spendin they aint tryin to listen they’ll be standin at the door to get what you’re lookin for
Number 10 a strong word called consignment strictly for live ones not for new ones If you ain’t got the knowledge of what’s cool to wear stay away cause this is a place for vintage clothes that bring glares
Follow these rules you’ll have made bread to break up if not 45 years of bad credit it’s messed up.
It’s the 10 clothes commandments!
It’s the ten clothes commandments
I’ve been in this store for days/It made me an animal/ There are sales in this place/I wrote me a manual/A step by step booklet for you to get your clothes game on track and maybe some dope type hats/
Rule nombre uno never let no one know where your Manolos came from cause you know that shoe envy breeds jealousy especially if their shoe closet is wack you need to watch your back
Number two never let them know your next move don’t you know a good price comes and goes in silence take it from your clothing highness I dun squeezed money clips with a purse by my hip
Number three never trust nobody your moms will set you on up properly gassed up purchase the last skirt that matched the gray top she will be drivin in her ride and pass you right up
Number four I know you heard this before never ever buy a size that is not right
Number five never buy an outfit you can’t pay cash for I don’t care if it has an 85% off sign you should still bounce
Number six that doggone credit debt it when you spend like a crack head you paying it off forget it
Number seven this rule is so underrated keep your significant other and your shopping separated them and the sprees don’t mix like a black card and two hood chicks find yourself in seriousness
Number eight never buy for the weight you used to be the weight you are now is great beautifully
Number nine could have been number one for me if you don’t have any money stay your butt shopping streets If salespeople think you spendin they aint tryin to listen they’ll be standin at the door to get what you’re lookin for
Number 10 a strong word called consignment strictly for live ones not for new ones If you ain’t got the knowledge of what’s cool to wear stay away cause this is a place for vintage clothes that bring glares
Follow these rules you’ll have made bread to break up if not 45 years of bad credit it’s messed up.
It’s the 10 clothes commandments!
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